Rules :
a) Only mark one :[ ]: per question with an X
b) write down the sentences behind the = after each other, and you'll receive a most interesting story about yourself in the Who-verse
c ) Have fun!

What gender are you?
:[x]: Female = A bored Human
:[ ]: Fangirl = A horny Human
:[ ]: Male = A disgrunted Time Lord
:[ ]: Both = A horny Weevil
:[ ]: None = A gay Dalek
:[ ]: WTF? = A retarded immortal Guy

What colour of shirt are you wearing?
:[x]: Black = drinking root beer
:[ ]: Brown = dancing naked
:[ ]: Violet = setting things on fire
:[ ]: Blue = eating chicken Curry
:[ ]: Purple = watching Torchwood
:[ ]: Red = listening to the Scissor Sisters
:[ ]: Orange= shooting at people
:[ ]: Yellow = aimlessly roaming around
:[ ]: Pink = hiding
:[ ]: Green = licking screens
:[ ]: White = sitting on the toilet

How old are you?
:[ ]: 0-12 = in yo momma's arms!
:[ ]: 13 = In a misty forest
:[ ]: 14 = at home
:[ ]: 15 = in the Hub's corpse chamber
:[x]: 16 = on the Hub's sofa
:[ ]: 17 = aboard the TARDIS
:[ ]: 18 = totally lost
:[ ]: 19 = in Cardiff
:[ ]: 20 = In your worst enemy's arms
:[ ]: 20-25 = at Davros' tea party
:[ ]: 25-35 = in Bessie on a country road
:[ ]: More than 35 = in a bush

Where are you from?
:[ ]: Africa = confused babbling
:[ ]: Asia = drunken singing
:[x]: America = horny whispering
:[ ]: Australia = screaming headbanging
:[ ]: Europe = burping out loud

What month where you born?
:[ ]: Jan = the '"friendly Dalek song"
:[ ]: Feb = the ode to Clom
:[ ]: Mar = the "I've got a Glass of Dirt" song
:[ ]: Apr = Judoon-swears
:[x]: May = a Gallifreyan nursery rhyme
:[ ]: Jun = the Welsh national anthem
:[ ]: Jul = the TARDIS-navigation-manual
:[ ]: Aug = a horny poem about a naked David Tennant
:[ ]: Sep = a horny poem about a naked John Barrowman
:[ ]: Oct = "Halt, sonst werden wir Sie exterminieren!"
:[ ]: Nov = the name of every inhabitant of ancient Pompeji
:[ ]: Dec = random TW1 members who got killed by Cybermen (Or Daleks)

What's your hair Colour?
:[ ]: Black = for strange reasons,
:[x]: Brown = for no particular reason,
:[ ]: Blonde = because the mental voices ordered it,
:[ ]: Grey = for it was worth the money,
:[ ]: White = for no reason at all,
:[ ]: Red = because it's fuuuuuuuuuuun,
:[ ]: Other = for it was simply epic,

What day is it today?
:[ ]: Mon = which resulted in
:[ ]: Tue = what made the high council react with
:[ ]: Wed = and the reward was
:[x]: Thu = the punishment for this was
:[ ]: Fri = which accaused
:[ ]: Sat = until you received
:[ ]: Sun = and brought you

What is you eye colour?
:[ ]: Black = a free trip to a small town of cannibals
:[ ]: Green = life as a companion
:[x]: Brown = a chance to suck Dalek Sec's tentacles
:[ ]: Blue = a grave in the tomb of Rassilon
:[ ]: Green-Brown = a hot encounter with professor Lazarus
:[ ]: Green-Blue = becoming the Master's sex toy
:[ ]: Green-Yellow = a job at Torchwood 3...
:[ ]: Grey = sex with Pete Tyler

What was the last thing you ate?
:[ ]: Pizza = for free,
:[x]: Sandwich = in chains,
:[ ]: Meat = for several hours,
:[ ]: Candy = until earth gets stolen,
:[ ]: Chocolate = in a lovely summer night,
:[ ]: Ice = during a random attack on earth,
:[ ]: Chinese = kneeling on the floor,
:[ ]: Chips = listening to the sound of drums,
:[ ]: Soup = looking at random shoes,

What colour are your pants / is your skirt or whatever you're wearing to keep your ass warm?
:[ ]: Black = with best wishes from
:[ ]: Grey = getting hugged by
:[ ]: Brown = having nightmares of
:[x]: Blue = being sonic-screwed by
:[ ]: White = receiving special thanks of
:[ ]: Beige = thinking only about
:[ ]: Red = having wet dreams of
:[ ]: Yellow = shaking the hand of
:[ ]: Green = getting cookies from


What day of the month were you born?
:[ ]: 1 = Martha Jones
:[ ]: 2 = Gwen Cooper
:[ ]: 3 = The Kandyman
:[ ]: 4 = Ian
:[ ]: 5 = Staal
:[ ]: 6 = K-9
:[ ]: 7 = Dalek Caan
:[ ]: 8 = A random Toclafane
:[ ]: 9 = A meaoooowing bunch of cat people
:[ ]: 10 = Davros
:[ ]: 11 = Nasty fairies
:[ ]: 12 = The Cyberleader
:[ ]: 13 = Adric
:[ ]: 14 = Sarah Jane Smith
:[x]: 15 = Ianto Jones
:[ ]: 16 = Ace
:[ ]: 17 = Mickey Smith
:[ ]: 18 = The Master
:[ ]: 19 = The Doctor himself
:[ ]: 20 = Rose Tyler
:[ ]: 21 = Owen Harper
:[ ]: 22 = Some guy delivering Jubilee Pizza
:[ ]: 23 = The Rani
:[ ]: 24 = Nyssa
:[ ]: 25 = Donna Noble
:[ ]: 26 = Toshiko Sato
:[ ]: 27 = Jackie Tyler
:[ ]: 28 = Jack Harkness
:[ ]: 29 = Blon
:[ ]: 30 = Romana
:[ ]: 31 = Squeaking Fat

Result:

A bored human drinking root beer on the Hub's sofa horny whispering a Gallifreyan nursery rhyme for no particular reason, the punishment for this was a chance to suck Dalek Sec's tentacles in chains, being sonic screwed by Ianto Jones.

Lawls. I'm in class and I'm bored. Everyone else is playing some retared game on the comp, so I had to do something... This was it. XD